Vocals

Bethany Schonning

Fun Fact:  Worked in insurance for 25 years, quit, and joined a band.  She also survived the 80’s without ever having big hair, owning parachute pants, or riding in an IROC-Z.

 Guitar & Vocals

Todd Fake

Fun Fact:  Known as Professor Fake, he once built a solar panel out of beer cans.  He also left his car in traffic and skateboarded to a gig while carrying his guitar and gear.  He crashed. He arrived bloodied and on time.

Percussion

Shawn Fake

Fun Fact:   In addition to being a master juggler, he once sprinted down the road multiple times in a row to check his speed on radar…in full uniform.  Shawn always shares what is on his mind (and no longer has a microphone). 

Bass & Vocals

Gus Glaza

Fun Fact:  Raises turkeys, does not get along with roosters, and makes his own maple syrup.  In his spare time, he builds houses and just about everything else as well. Gus is also the original human beat box. 

Saxophone

Josh Thomas

Fun Fact:  Plays the sax for The President of the United States, and hosts a Deep Fry Anything Day every New Year.  The Coast Guard Band is awesome because of him.